Rick Santorum is my new moral compass

I recently claimed that Jeremy Clarkson was my moral compass simply because if I strove to do the exact opposite of what he did then I would always be in pretty safe territory. Well, move over Jeremy, I've found a new guiding light in the form of Mr. Rick Santorum. Rick is doing us all a wonderful service with his displays of wilful ignorance in the face of overwhelming evidence against climate change, and we should salute him for his brave efforts to make the rest of us feel a bit better about ourselves. I look forward to doing the exact opposite of anything Rick does in the future.